I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
There r osticjed everywhere
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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