That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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