Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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