used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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