break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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