I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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