Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The convent might be a nice break from real life