Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident