Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks