You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My dick has a subreddit
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize
