no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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