isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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