Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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