On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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