If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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