I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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