Are we in a gay sports bar?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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