My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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