So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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