y did u give ur computer a hand job?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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