u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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