I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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