yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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