thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Why can't burritos get me drunk
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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