I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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