Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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