totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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