would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold