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we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.

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(509): View more from Washington

Can I ask u a weird question?

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Sure

(509): View more from Washington

do u have the hershy squirts too?

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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.

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(727): View more from Florida

i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.

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(217): View more from Illinois

The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you

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(515): View more from Iowa

The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.

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(207): View more from Maine

is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?

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(702): View more from Nevada

I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex

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