Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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