the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
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So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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