And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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