Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dear god my vagina.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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