Can i not drive my cunt home
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize