My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
