cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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