White coat. Heels.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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