obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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