She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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