I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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