I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Two words: blizzard sex
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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