The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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