I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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