you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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