so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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