Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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