I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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