naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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