Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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