i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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