Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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