I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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