On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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