Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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