Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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