no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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