AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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