real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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